Nick: [trying to open a steamfresh veg pack] Die scurvy veg!
Kat: Er, Nick? Veg is the opposite of scurvy.
Nick: Oh. Yeah. But pirates LIKE scurvy!

Nick: It's coddock! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

earlier...

Kat: Apparently my references will be 'glowing'. I hope that means they're going to attach LEDs to them.
Jen: Actually, I thought that was a term posh ladies use when they want to say they're sweaty.
Kat: :(

later, in the car

Jen: Am I sweating? I feel sweaty.
Kat: Nah...you're just glowing.