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17 March 2006 @ 01:11 pm
Katherine, Your Soap Smells  
Katherine, Your Soap Smells
Music by Me
Lyrics by Kat and Me

Katherine, your soap smells, it will do forever
At least it's not Imperial Leather
Still, Lush as a concept is quite intense
And to me it doesnt make any sense
Kat, your soap smells, and it will do forever

Your rug's crap, Nick, it's shedding all over
There's fluff in Kat's bed, and it blocked up the hoover
The carpet in the lounge was blue
And now it's kind of purple, it's true
Your rug's crap, Nick, and I found some in Preston

Oh it's great to live near Penny Lane
The nurses sniffing from the drain
With the tourists outside D&R
Oh D&R, and Carnibar!
Oh it's fun to live near Lennon's school
How I love living in Liverpool
Yes I do
I can't stand this house
But I can't be arsed to move out!

By Kat's dressing gown, Em is inspired
But it ain't been washed since Winston expired
Still it makes her a potential muse
For some reason, we're rather confused
By Kat's dressing gown, but Em is inspired

Kerry, I find your new accent arousing
That's why I need to find alternative housing
I'm concerned I might be falling in lurrrrve
With the Scouse accent, kind of makes me a perv
I'm finding that accent far too arousing!

Oh it's great to live near Bargain Booze
The Dovey, Giorgios and Schmooze
With the high pitched wails of girls in cars
And in houses, screaming "Where's me bra?"
Oh it's fun to play Singstar all night
And forget how much wine is all right
Yes it is
I can't stand this house
But I can't be arsed to move out!

Can't mention us without mentioning Deborah
She don't live here no more, but her pants still feature
And Katherine wears her coat a lot
We checked it for coke, we didn't even find pot
So we're having to make do with Taboo and souma

Mark, this pyromania's rather upsetting
Concerned about these fires you have been setting
One day we might come home to find
No more slugs, no more trails of slime
Actually Mark, go ahead, it might be the best thing

Yep it's great to live in Ashtray Road
There's no tramps or dealers, none of those
But the students have hurt the people here
With their sheer existence for 15 years
Coz it's FUN to watch Bad Girls all day
But we never study, we just play
(Well I don't study, I just play)
And I can't stand this house
But I can't be arsed to move out...

...without Katherine

Kat, when are we moving???
forthwritten: dancingforthwritten on March 17th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
oi, you forgot the bit I wrote...
Natalie, I find your drinking disturbing
Because it leads to random perving
On pretty strangers, straight or gay
If they’ve got a pulse – well then heeeeey…
(Anonymous) on March 17th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)
You should worry...
...I caught myself wearing trackies, trainees and a footy shirt last night. I think 'Scouseness' is becomming embedded in me and I'm not sure I'll have a normal accent again.

Maybe I just won't speak and that way the creeping tones of Scouse accent will go away, or maybe not la.
Natmadjackal2k on March 17th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: You should worry...
Didn't you read my worms properly, I like it when you speak!!

Assuming you are the accentee in question - anonymous posters are so confusing...
forthwritten: dancingforthwritten on March 18th, 2006 03:40 pm (UTC)
Re: You should worry...
Is reading worms like reading entrails or something? *is confused*